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ANYA	This is the man That I plan To entangle Isn't he fine? My claim to fame Was to maim And to mangle Vengeance was mine But I'm out of the biz The name I made I'll trade for his The only trouble is... I'll never tell
XANDER	She is the one She's such won- derful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night When I'm right In her tight - Embrace! Tight embrace! I'll never let her go The love we've known can only grow There's just one thing that - No I'll never tell
BOTH	'Cause there's nothing to tell
ANYA	He snores
XANDER	She wheezes
ANYA	Say "housework" and he freezes
XANDER	She eats these skeezy cheeses That I can't describe
ANYA	I talk, he breezes
XANDER	She doesn't know what "please" is
ANYA	His penis got diseases From a Chumash tribe
BOTH	The vibe gets kind of scary
XANDER	Like she thinks I'm ordinary
ANYA	Like it's all just temporary
XANDER	Like her toes are kind of hairy
BOTH	But it's all very well 'Cause god knows I'll never tell!
ANYA	When things get rough he Just hides behind his Buffy Now look he's gettin' huffy 'Cause he knows that I know
XANDER	She clings, she's needy She's also really greedy She never -
ANYA	His eyes are beady!
XANDER	This is my verse! Hello? She -
ANYA	Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
BOTH	You know...
XANDER	You're quite the charmer
ANYA	My knight in armor
XANDER	You're the cutest of the Scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm yet supple - Tight embrace!
ANYA	He's swell
XANDER	She's sweller
ANYA	He'll always be my fella
XANDER	That's why I'll never tell her That I'm petrified!
ANYA	I've read this tale There's wedding then betrayal I know that come the day I'll Want to run and hide
BOTH	I lied I said it's easy I've tried But there's these fears I can't quell
XANDER	Is she looking for a pot of gold?
ANYA	Will I look good when I've gotten old?
XANDER	Will our lives become too stressful If I'm never that successful?
ANYA	When I get so worn and wrinkly That I look like David Brinkley?
XANDER	Am I crazy?
ANYA	Am I dreamin'?
XANDER	Am I marrying a demon?
BOTH	We could really raise the beam In making marriage a hell So thank God I'll never tell! I swear that I'll never tell!
XANDER	My lips are sealed!
ANYA	I take the fifth!
XANDER	Nothing to see Move it along
BOTH	I'll never...tell!

I'll Never Tell